Color your way to catharsis as you embrace the despair of modern dating.
"I see boring people." --All of us downloading apps for the fifth time.
"Here's Johnny." --Your mother's coworker Sue introducing you to her son who lives in the basement.
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." --Your buddy when she shares her ring size on the first date.
Who doesn't want to throw a little shade at their ex? Add some color to your dating stories in this horror-themed coloring book.
It's bleak out there. From the finance bro who's more in love with his stock portfolio than you. Or the girl who's just looking for someone to finance a new pair of Louboutins. Or that guy who still recounts his glory days as the high school quarterback. Sometimes it feels like your dating life is dead before it even begins.
So grab some colored pencils, ghost on that date you're dreading, and celebrate your independence by just saying no to toxic partners!
Inside you'll find:
- Over 40 illustrations of doomsday dating art
- A bewitching cover with foil embellishments
- High-quality paper that resists bleeding
- Convenient layflat binding
- Intricate designs of all the dating scenes that haunt your dreams
The perfect gift for anyone still searching for their "till death do us part." Ideal during Halloween, Valentine's Day, or anytime you have Tinder downloaded on your phone.
